23 Year Old Male Arrested for Killing Time

In the small town of Rockmen Lake, Idaho, 23 year old Stephen Jackson was arrested after admitting he was killing time. Officer Jack Kirkland was the one that made the arrest after what he described as pure unadulterated madness.

"I was on my patrol at 2:15 pm around the local mini mall," said Kirkland. "I then noticed Mr. Jackson in one of the local coffee shops. He appeared to be playing an online flash game. I then approached the suspect and asked what he was doing. He replied by saying he was killing time until his friend was going to pick him up."

In the admittance of killing time by Mr. Jackson, Officer Kirkland placed the boy under arrest. Currently he is on bail awaiting his trial.

Child psychologist Cynthia Brown explained that killing time has increased by over 200% in the last 10 years. She explains, "killing time has become a common trend in most young adults today." She adds, "playing games online is just one of many ways to kill time." It seems that killing time can range from checking email over and over, to writing a xanga post.

Mr. Jackson is currently being charged on 12 counts of murder in the first degree for time. More information is to come, when this report has time to kill. Oh wait...